Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Fortune Cookie Poem

This is true and sincere-your friends could be your friends!

You need medicine for love since your heart is too strong

You could be like a lawyer taking a swim

Your dearest wish may pass you by one day

It's best to forget your friend especially if you owe them

You will find roses in the garden with no thrones-forget the gloves

Don't worry-we don't have flaws here

Keep talking, we love people with foot in mouth disease

Happiness is at your doorsteps. Go to work for me on Sunday

Throw some dirt at them. You have plenty ground left

Flattery will always get you a cup of coffee and a shoe shine

Sorry no jobs! But you're always on our list

Today is not the day to make new friends

The greatest gift is giving it all away today

A secret person will step on your toe tonight-stay home

Hate will get you through the gate each time

Love will get your slate cleaned and paying child support

You will see beauty in fine things-loose this ability

Ideas are like the ocean; you must sink or swim

You should have had a great time yesterday

Plan for the pleasures you missed last year by next week

Friends are presents you can always give away

A family member will visit you with three cats and two dogs

Your life will be what life is all about

The things you lost will never show up-get glasses

Happy news will come soon, get a HAM radio

Strong and bitter words indicate muscle growth from the wrong end!

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